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Mrremoraman
I can confirm: it is rocks.


Also: eeeeeeew
SPIKE
man how fucking cool is it that we eat ROCKS

rocks are eternal
mitchellbravo
this feels extremely relevant to my life currently as I keep finding dead or dying bugs everywhere
SPIKE
just that time of the year sadly
SpaceRailroad
Until you touch it and discover that it's very much alive, like that yellowjacket in the firewood.

Did they break into a high school with suspicious locker wires just to smoke up? Getting kind of a surreal vibe that enhances my immersion.
SPIKE
ah, a new nightmare

who knows where they are? all I can say is, get ready for more surreal shit
This is my favorite out of all the ones that have been posted so far. The philosophical discussion. The confusion over salt. The perfectly timed punchline at the end.
SPIKE
hey, glad you like it! this one's more tongue-in-cheek than the comic it's calling back to. when I'm high the moral complexities of life and the fact that we technically do eat rocks are equally profound
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"Well shit, what the hell is SALT?"
HAHAHAHAHA
SPIKE
"who was the first to see weird white rocks and think, let's lick that, and pure salt is fucking horrible so who was the first after that guy to say, let's take a little bit of weird white rock and put that on animal flesh and I bet it'll taste great?"

"I dunno, Darby, who thought of licking things in the first place?"

"dude..."