WISDOM FROM SPIKEY:

by SPIKE

10/20 - 1

SPIKE
INSERT LOVE LETTER TO LIMINAL SPACES HERE

ever since i was a child i have had a strange fascination with locations that had a certain vibe and now i am lucky enough to have a name for it, and endless sources of photographs
i mean it, i could stare at that shit all day
i could sit in all those places all day too, just like Darby, but who knows why Darby does it
by SPIKE

9/20 - 1

SPIKE
GUESS WHAT, YOU WON'T GET NOTIFIED FOR THESE ANYMORE SO I CAN CONTINUE TO SCREAM INTO THE VOID
OUCH OUCH OWIE MY EYES HURT
OOF OWIE OUCH MY HANDS HURT
I SHOULD TAKE BETTER CARE OF MYSELF

EDIT: CHECKED OFF AN ITEM ON MY BUCKET LIST TODAY. I AM NOW THE PROUD OWNER OF A LONG SPOON. IT'S LIKE A NORMAL SPOON BUT THE HANDLE IS WAY LONGER. I CAN'T PRAISE IT ENOUGH. IT'S LIKE A MAGIC WAND YOU CAN EAT ICE CREAM WITH. I LOVE IT SO MUCH
by SPIKE

7/20 - 1

SPIKE
YOU ALL GET NOTIFIED FOR THESE POSTS NOW, DON'T YOU? GUESS I'M GONNA HAVE TO QUIT SAYING STUPID SHIT ON HERE.

POINT OF THIS POST IS THAT I UPDATED EVERY PAGE (WITH THE EXCEPTION OF SOME OF THE EXTRAS, AND THE SKETCHES) TO BE THE SAME SIZE. FUCKING KILL ME. I'M ALMOST CERTAINLY THE ONLY ONE WHO EVEN CARED ABOUT THIS BUT IT SURE DOES FEEL SATISFYING TO FIX IT. HAD TO CHANGE SOME PAGES MORE THAN OTHERS. FIRST PERSON TO SEND ME A LIST OF ALL THE SHIT I HAD TO DO WINS. PRIZE IS A GLIMPSE INTO THE TORTURED LIFE OF AN IDIOT COMIC ARTIST.
by SPIKE

5/20 - 2

SPIKE
MY FAVORITE MOVIE IS REPO MAN. FOR REAL. COULD GO ON ABOUT IT FOR HOURS. IT'S GOT HEART AND IT'S GOT THE REAL LIVE CIRCLE JERKS TOO. THAT SCENE WHERE OTTO WALKS UP TO THE GLOWING GREEN CAR WHILE SOME PROP GUYS ARE DUMPING ICE CUBES INTO THE SHOT&TEARS IN MY FUCKIN' EYES. THE PLUGZ CRUSH IT WITH THE SOUNDTRACK TOO. HARD TO FIND "REEL TEN" BUT I LISTEN TO IT FOR HOURS.

I MADE ALL MY FRIENDS WATCH THIS DAMN MOVIE WITH ME. I'M REALLY FEELING LIKE WATCHING IT AGAIN. I GOT THE THING ON DVD 'CAUSE IT WAS AT SOME BOOKSTORE IN THE SHIT TOWN I USED TO LIVE IN. GREAT FIND. NOW I CAN MAKE EVERYONE WATCH IT AGAIN. I'VE SEEN IT AT LEAST FOUR TIMES. ONLY MOVIE I'VE SEEN MORE IS THE LEGO MOVIE
by SPIKE

5/20 - 1

SPIKE
WYNONA RIDERS SONGS SOUND LIKE A VERY TALENTED GUITARIST IS JACKHAMMERING A WAH PEDAL AND I AM REALLY INTO IT

IF YOU DON'T LIKE "POP PUNK" GIVE THESE GUYS A SHOT, IT'LL CHANGE YOUR MIND
by SPIKE

4/20 - 8

SPIKE
HAPPY BICYCLE DAY ALL YOU CRAZY PSYCHONAUT MFERS
by SPIKE

4/20 - 7

SPIKE
OH MY FUCKING GOD
I WROTE THIS BIG LONG THING AND THEN HIT THE WRONG BUTTON AND IT'S GONE NOW
WELL YOU'RE NOT GETTING IT NOW. SORRY. PROBABLY A SIGN THAT I WAS SAYING FUCKED UP STUFF I SHOULD SHUT UP ABOUT ANYWAY
by SPIKE

4/20 - 6

SPIKE
WHEN A BOTTLE'S OPENING ONLY ALLOWS A FEW DROPS OF WHATEVER IS IN THE BOTTLE OUT, THE ANSWER IS NOT, IN FACT, TO VIOLENTLY SHAKE THE BOTTLE AND SMACK THE BOTTOM OF IT TO GET A SHIT TON MORE OUT
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