WISDOM FROM SPIKEY:

by SPIKE

6/20 - 1

SPIKE
I FEEL LIKE I'M GETTING STUPIDER. CURSE YOU, DRUGS AND ALCOHOL! PART OF WHAT KEEPS ME SOBER IS THAT I LIKE WRITING AND DRAWING COMICS TOO MUCH TO KEEP GETTING FUCKED UP.
by SPIKE

5/20 - 2

SPIKE
MY FAVORITE MOVIE IS REPO MAN. FOR REAL. COULD GO ON ABOUT IT FOR HOURS. IT'S GOT HEART AND IT'S GOT THE REAL LIVE CIRCLE JERKS TOO. THAT SCENE WHERE OTTO WALKS UP TO THE GLOWING GREEN CAR WHILE SOME PROP GUYS ARE DUMPING ICE CUBES INTO THE SHOT&TEARS IN MY FUCKIN' EYES. THE PLUGZ CRUSH IT WITH THE SOUNDTRACK TOO. HARD TO FIND "REEL TEN" BUT I LISTEN TO IT FOR HOURS.

I MADE ALL MY FRIENDS WATCH THIS DAMN MOVIE WITH ME. I'M REALLY FEELING LIKE WATCHING IT AGAIN. I GOT THE THING ON DVD 'CAUSE IT WAS AT SOME BOOKSTORE IN THE SHIT TOWN I USED TO LIVE IN. GREAT FIND. NOW I CAN MAKE EVERYONE WATCH IT AGAIN. I'VE SEEN IT AT LEAST FOUR TIMES. ONLY MOVIE I'VE SEEN MORE IS THE LEGO MOVIE
by SPIKE

5/20 - 1

SPIKE
WYNONA RIDERS SONGS SOUND LIKE A VERY TALENTED GUITARIST IS JACKHAMMERING A WAH PEDAL AND I AM REALLY INTO IT

IF YOU DON'T LIKE "POP PUNK" GIVE THESE GUYS A SHOT, IT'LL CHANGE YOUR MIND
by SPIKE

4/20 - 10

SPIKE
today has been a day to drink away

it's an extra dumbass thing to do, writing a whole comic about how it sucks to use substances to deal with problems and then getting drunk on bad nights

say what you want about it
by SPIKE

4/20 - 9

SPIKE
4 HOURS OF SLEEP AND REBOUND ANXIETY FROM DRINKING MULTIPLE NIGHTS IN A ROW AND I'VE WRAPPED BACK AROUND TO BEING WIRED AS FUCK

SOMEONE GET ME OFF THIS RIDE
by SPIKE

4/20 - 8

SPIKE
HAPPY BICYCLE DAY ALL YOU CRAZY PSYCHONAUT MFERS
by SPIKE

4/20 - 7

SPIKE
OH MY FUCKING GOD
I WROTE THIS BIG LONG THING AND THEN HIT THE WRONG BUTTON AND IT'S GONE NOW
WELL YOU'RE NOT GETTING IT NOW. SORRY. PROBABLY A SIGN THAT I WAS SAYING FUCKED UP STUFF I SHOULD SHUT UP ABOUT ANYWAY
by SPIKE

4/20 - 6

SPIKE
WHEN A BOTTLE'S OPENING ONLY ALLOWS A FEW DROPS OF WHATEVER IS IN THE BOTTLE OUT, THE ANSWER IS NOT, IN FACT, TO VIOLENTLY SHAKE THE BOTTLE AND SMACK THE BOTTOM OF IT TO GET A SHIT TON MORE OUT
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